Wo-man-splaining (aka nagging)

"We've all had enough of mansplaining" said every woman in the world.
"Okay" said Jimmy, "I agree I've witnessed that shit happening, and boys it is pathetic. Not too mention arrogant. I wont explain another fucking thing, to anyone, and you can all figure this shit out on your own just like I had too. deal." Apparently it was a deal, and all were happy, everyone went back to making the myriad of mistakes, the world kept spinning around on its little axis and the pigeons continued to shit on the statues. Unnntiiiilllll... A woman had a problem that needed addressing. Then all ludicrousness broke loose.

"Look its not that there's a problem." She began in the time honoured traditions of all people who have a problem.
"So why are you talking to me about a problem I need to address then." said Jimmy's brain silently to Jimmy.
"Shut up brain our folly for fecal laden oral outbursts have caused us dramas in the past." said Jimmy to his brain in reply. So patiently awaited for the little whinge to end so he could get back to throwing his faeces at the world in a more creative and therefore publicly condoned manner. What followed was an experience that could only be described as wo-mansplaining. Or nagging if you grew up in a time with less rules governing speech (read thought).

Over and over, the same nonsense was repeated with slight variants. I am convinced naggers do this to create the illusion that they are saying something different. Perhaps they are unaware that their information is not so enlightening as they may think. She ran on explaining why it is we need to do this. It was the we that made me laugh the most. I was the one doing all the work. Still she continued explaining the arduous thirty second process I had simply overlooked out of sheer couldn't-be-fucked-ness.

And thats the real problem here, with man-splaining, with wo-man-splaining, there's no point over-explaining so I'll just call it what it fucking is, nagging. The definition of which is repeatedly saying the same thing despite in ignorance of the message having being heard and subsequently ignored by the intended audience. Its not all men, nor is it all women, therefore its not all people. It is however some people, and these people are getting in the way of life for the sake of feeling like they have one.